To please the boss, I took on some new clients : rather high-flying people in the business world, who had unfortunately fallen prey to a fine piece of federal legislation. In other words, numerous charges of tax fraud.
Their case is - to put this nicely - rather hopeless, and I suspect any good criminal judge worth his salt would convict them of the charges. But everyone deserves a chance for legal representation, so I take them on. Lennon is pleased, because the case will no doubt drag on for a while in the court system, and they pay us well to boot.
We're part of the way through our fourth or fifth meeting, when I propose a couple of options in preparing a somewhat adequate defense. They in turn propose an alternative option. Apparently in the high-flying corporate world, offering to bribe the judge and the IRS to make tax fraud charges go away is a legitimate option.
I kindly let them know they would be needing to look elsewhere for their legal representation.
But don't worry - I am sure a firm like, shall we say, Valefar & Nock will welcome them with open arms.